Undang2

Tomorrow is my undang-undang workshop.I have a feeling that it's going to be very boring based on all the comments I've heard so far.In fact that was the first comment by everyone I told.

I went thru the workbook and found a lot of stupid questions.There was one:

Q:You are riding the motorcycle while raining.You find that it is difficult to control your vehicle at a dangerous corner.Why?
A:(if it were me writing the book)

a:the motorcycle is low quality.Ask parents to buy a Harley immediately before accidents happen.
b:the road is low quality.Ask parents to bribe MPSJ before accidents happen
c:THERE'S A FRICKIN SEA MONSTER LYING SPRAWLED ON THE ROAD YOU IDIOT ! MUST BE THE ^$%^$%%^ RAINY SEASON THEY ARE BREEDING LIKE RABBITS!!

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also,there was one very amusing translation in the book:

Q: sebagai pemilik kenderaan,anda perlu pastikan bahawa minyak pelincir enjin sentiasa berada di paras yang mencukupi supaya:

one of the options

c:petrol dapat dijimatkan

was translated as:

c: your vehicle will catch fire

lol...sadism

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another badly constructed question:
If you rent or hire cars,you should
a:return after use
b:use the car sparingly
c:familiarise yourself with the car before driving.

Think carefully,there is only 1 answer.And i don't think it's a.