Siao Chen is so gonna sue me for copyright infringement,but...

Not your average boredom survey!! Odd, fun questions!!
Which Disney hero/heroine do you think is the most like you, and why?: I can't think of one.I'm only remembering the old school princesses and all of them seem to be too bimbotic.
Which Disney villain do you think is the most like you, and why?: Snow white's evil stepmother,because I'm vain and easily jealous and don't really click with bimbos and stuff...
What's the stupidest book you've ever read of your own choice?: One of those Singapore ghost stories books,I think it was called Bloodlust.It was just a book full of vulgarity,bad grammar and poor taste.
Have you ever written a corny fanfiction?: Nope.
What kind of guys/girls are you attracted to?: Courteous guys who are not too flashy.
No. Really. What kind of guys/girls are you attracted to?: If you want the longer list,just include the routine leng chai-fied,rich,smart,cool,etc,etc.
Are you ever sarcastic?: constantly,in my head,but that never comes out of my mouth
Did you answer that with a sarcastic "no?": NO.
What about that time?: WHAT TIME,SISTAH?!NOOOOO....I SAID NOOOOO.....
Describe your ideal life 20 years from now.: 38? Erm letsee...Married with not too irritating kids,own house,stable career,preferably in Australia with my sisters.
Are you a virgin?: NOOOO......like...my foot,sistah.
If not, how did u lose your virginity? If so, when do u plan to lose it?: err...when I'm married I guess.
Do you consider yourself sexy?: I'd get like a 'redo' mark in red ink for that
Here's your chance to rant about religion, God, angels, the afterlife, etc.: Confused state currently,but it'd be nice to believe in something
Do you know what happens when you mix cornstarch and water?: You get homemade glue.I used that a lot when I was a kid...
What is your favorite nut?: Mmmm...You know...*ahak* sounds so wrong...but seriously,cashew.
How do you feel about plastic spoons?: They are like bimbos of the cutlery world...
Introvert or extrovert?: Introvert.But can be extrovert sometimes.Bad influence from the Gay Team in college.
Straight, gay, or bisexual?: I'm in ,like,TOA,helLO.We are like,all totally gaaaaaayyy.
Do you have anything against gays or bisexuals?: HelLo,sistah.Like,who do you think you're like,talking to?
Do you have/want any tatoos?: Nope.I heard it makes you x-ray proof and stuff,so it's not all that safe.
If so, what?: If it were 100% safe and removable,prolly a stylised swallow that I designed myself.
Do you have/want any piercings?: I have some.That explains the Zing-phillia
If so, what?: 2 on my left ear and one on my right
Have you ever/do you want to dye your hair?: I have
If so, what color?: I forgot,but i think it's supposed to be some red/brown colour or something.My hair's supposedly been brown,red and purple before this.
Close your eyes, turn around, and open them again. What do you see?: A stack of papers,a cutting board, a lightbox glass,a long ruler,set squares and my 3-brothers-drawing boards.They live together in a heap.No,wait,only 2 drawing boards because Tsuzuki's on my bed.lol.Sounds wrong.
Close yur eyes and randomly fling a hand. What's the first thing u touch?: A wall.Yeah.
Is the glass half empty or half full?: Depends which freaking glass!There are prolly like a few million glasses being used at this very moment and that's only the drinking glasses!!
Do you think inside the box, or outside the box?: All over the freaking box!Which box are you talking about anyway??There are prolly a few million boxes being used now and those are only the corrugated card types!!
Let's finish up with some word association.:
WORD ASSOCIATION
Porn.:Yilyn.lol.
Angel.:Karasu.You don't want to know.Except Anisa.
Bench.:Canteen food!!!!!!*belch*
Newspaper.:Paper hat
Wisdom.:Old guy sitting on God forsaken hill.
Michael Jackson.:Kopi ping! lol...
Pendulum.:Ah Pek clock
Pink.:y Khoo
Log.:in password
Bambi.:bambino.Sorry,too much freerice.com
End.:Tom and Jerry.Where did that come from?