This is the result of the last day of the holidays with nothing else better to do:

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:24:34 PM)

once upon a time, there lived a mouse, a teacup and a wooden pig

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:25:03 PM)

they lived together on the top of a fireplace

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:25:32 PM)

the wooden accidentally fell into the fireplace while playing with the mouse

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:27:16 PM)

the mouse stupidly dived after the pig trying to catch it,but instead,the mouse fell too

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:28:34 PM)

the teacup, who was made from heat resistant material, jumped and scooped them but the mouse's tail got burnt

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:29:51 PM)

but the teacup who didn't know much,accused the wooden pig of trying to murder the mouse by chopping off it's tail

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:31:34 PM)

then the wooden pig sent an army of termites to attack the teacup, only to be eaten up by the termites themselfs. devastated, the mouse ran into the garden

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:33:11 PM)

then,the teacup suddenly concluded that it was actually the mouse who wanted to murder the pig,it was the one who pushed it into the fire and then convince it to call an army of termites to commit suicide

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:35:05 PM)

the teacup then asked the help of his kitchenware friends to join in the search for the mouse

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:39:45 PM)

the knife and the fork were hired as the snipers.The dish and the spoon were hired as forensic experts on romantic/jealous murders,and there was also a random cow that jumped over the moon for no good reason

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:42:55 PM)

thus, the all rode the cow and ran into the creepy garden with thorny vines. the mouse, who was aware of what's going on called the white rabbit to stall them group while he came up with an evil plan

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:45:53 PM)

the group eventually met the white rabbit,who was holding a pocket watch."Stop",he said.everyone stopped and looked confused.After 5 minutes of staring at the watch and doing nothing,he said,"OK,you may go,but first you have to test these melt-in-your-mouth sweets that I made

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:52:09 PM)

the knife and fork, who was really hungry ate all the sweets. the dish and spoon couldn't care less and ignored the rabbit's offer. the cow, being impatient, ran towards the tiny door blocking the way, only to get himself stuck between the room and the garden and farted

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:54:02 PM)

the force of the fart blew the rabbit away and gave it a concussion,but the knife,fork,spoon and dish all just seemed a little bit more shiny from the impact

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (9:56:28 PM)

suddenly, the knife and fork began to mutate and grew extra arms. the teacup and the rest pushed the cow's butt with all their might and eventually succeeded and ran for their dear life. then they met a bunch of clams and a really hungry walrus

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (9:58:39 PM)

the knife and fork were now a pair of swiss army knives.the spoon had pushed the cow's butt so hard that it has gotten stuck in the cow's arsehole

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:00:02 PM)

the cow died from the pain and the walrus ate him up. the clams offered their help to the rest of the team to continue looking for the mouse. meanwhile, the mouse formed an alliance with the queen of hearts and an evil alice

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:04:16 PM)

the dish was horrified that it's darling spoon was eaten together with the cow, by the walrus,that it decided to assasinate the walrus by forcing itself into the walrus' mouth

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:06:10 PM)

the dish eventually forced it's way through thus killing the walrus and the teacup who lost all his teammates continued making friends with the clams, but it seems the clams had hidden motives to help. the queen sent her deck of cards to spy on the teacup

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:09:06 PM)

meanwhile,the 2 swiss army knives found the deck of cards and had a war with them.most of the cards were slashed up but eventually a few cards teamed up and kidnapped the swiss army knives by wrapping them with their own card bodies

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:12:37 PM)

the swiss army knives enjoyed the fact that they were being wrapped up and they dissapeared from the scene just like magic. the teacup continued venturing further and ended up in the mad hatter's sadistic tea party. the teacup was horrified at the sight of all the empty and broken teacups on the table

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:14:37 PM)

but what was even more horrifying was that the broken teacups were used to kill unsuspecting happy tree friends characters.The mad hatter politely invited the teacup and the clams for a tea party.

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:20:30 PM)

the white rabbit, who is aware of the mad hatter's evil plans, came to their rescus, only to forget what he needed to do and joined in the tea party too

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:24:48 PM)

the mad hatter was overjoyed sadistically,with this new crowd.he served them absinthe instaed of tea and waited until everyone was too drunk,then he usedthe white rabbit to smash the teacup,ate the clams and hung up their shells as decoration

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:32:46 PM)

unfortunately the mad hatter missed, so the teacup ran for his life and the white rabbit escaped by blowing pepper candy towards the mad hatter's eyes. then the white rabbit threw some explosive candies towards the mad hatter. meanwhile, alice seems to have a crush on the mouse

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:35:01 PM)

the queen of hearts  who wanted to team up with alice,was dissapointed that she changed sides,so she ordered her army to chop off alice's head,as well as the mouse's head and the teacup's...whichever part... too

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:37:16 PM)

alice found out about the queen's plan and took the king as hostage, threatening to rape him if she continued with her plans.the mouse was stealing cheese in the kitchen and the white rabbit and teacup developed feelings towards each other and was dancing happily

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:39:02 PM)

while they were dancing,suddenly there was some bollywood music and the queen,the king,alice,the mouse,the army,the rabbit and the teacup were all dancing aroung bushes and trees with choreography

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:42:58 PM)

the idea of having bollywood music came from the bushes and trees, who were planning to take over the entire kingdom. the music hypnotized the queen, making her jump over a cliff,killing herself. alice took the queen's wand and became the queen and made the king her first husband and the mouse as her second husband. the army just stood there with the teacup and rabbit as the backdrop

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:46:09 PM)

the teacup was then elected as the prime minister and the rabbit as the war general.So alice started thinking up plans to take over the neighbouring countries,such as disneyland and acme,where the looney toons live

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:47:46 PM)

she started with disneyland, got rid of the witches/wizards, turning disney princesses into prostitutes, princes into her personal 'slaves' and the disney castle as her second home. she also turned the talking animals as her war buddies

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:51:34 PM)

acme was turned into a place to test and develope cutting edge weaponry .A Nazi concentration camp was also built to kill all the looney toons characters.However,the rabbit war general took bugs bunny as his husband

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:53:17 PM)

alice had a grand feast to celebrate her victory with tweety bird as the main course..sadly it wasn't enough so everyone began fighting with each other and an internal war broke up..the teacup hid underneath the table

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (10:56:52 PM)

with all the commotion going on,the mouse managed to make alice step on the teacup accidentally and break it.Then,the mouse ran off with mickey and minnie and had a threesome.

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (10:59:44 PM)

some random character accidentally spilled sweets all over the floor and everyone else started eating. the sweets made everyone fell in love with each other. bugs bunny was still busy molesting the white rabbit at a corner. the threesome continued somewhere in a private room in the castle. a random fairy came to warn alice to set things rite before 12pm. but the time was 11.59pm.

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (11:01:41 PM)

the fairy said that in order to break the spell,alice has to go back to the mouse's fireplace,find the owner of the house and kiss the owner,all within 1 minute

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (11:03:22 PM)

and so she teleported back to the house. she found the beast and grabbed him and closed her eyes and her nose (due to smelly breath) and placed the lips towards his when belle suddenly slammed upon the door and bitchslapped alice. alice kicked her away and there's still 15 seconds left

Criccy-http://www.cricetus89.deviantart.com says: (11:06:34 PM)

desperate to break the spell,alice grabbed the beast by the lips and tried to touch those puckered up chinese sausages to her own lips.belle meanwhile,was climbing up the fireplace and then jumped onto alice like in some wwf fight,slamming her to the ground.the beast felt so flattered that 2 ladies were fighting for him

đ ǒ m ĭ ň ĭ ĉ says: (11:12:17 PM)

in all the fighting, alice accidentally kissed belle while the beast kissed the sofa. belle kissed the beast while the sofa kissed alice...everything was so chaotic that the fairy decided that it was too much fun to handle. therefore, she broke the spell just to the happy ending sake