Lol...someone had to do this: The Turnip Prize

It's a parody of the Turner Prize, but instead of pretending that the winning art pieces are fabulous, the aim of the competition is to find the artwork that is the worst piece of shit. The prize is a turnip nailed to a piece of wood. The winner can keep the withered turnip but must nail a new turnip on for next year's winner. Something to entertain yourself with if you are feeling apathic towards the world of fine art.