Tagged by Siao Chen.Damn long tag...and it sounds like an ideal tool for a stalker to know you more...

The Self:
[1] Name: If you dunno you shouldn't be reading this.
[2] Nickname: Criccy
[3] Married: I think you can guess from the last tag
[4] Zodiac Sign: secret
[5] Gender: If you dunno i shall bitchslap you the next time i see you
[6] Age: secret. It's rude to ask, you know.
[7] High School: I haven't visited it for a long time.But i didn't have a good time there...at least compared to primary school...primary school was the bomb...they should make more schools like that.
[8] College: Is still bugging my mind mostly because of holiday assignments.But i really hope for a not too stressful time next year.
[9] Height: I dunno
[10] Weight: I dunno also, haven't weighed myself for a long time.
[11] Do you like yourself: Depends on mood one.
[12] Piercings: lol...I think 3 but depends if any holes have grown out.
[13] Right or left:what?
[14] Are you a freak :It's called individuality babe.
[15] Hair: Could be better.
[16] Skin: Not that great
[17] Allergic: to irritating people.
[18] What are you doing now: this tag?
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: anything on my to do list depending on my mood(yeah, i made a holiday to do list)
[20] What will you do 10 years later: working, hopefully successfully.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: parents
[22] Siblings (included you): 3
[23] Eldest: wait...why do you want to know?
[24] Youngest: secret
[25] Love/hate your family: love

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: My other half has been stuck onto my body since birth or else i would not be alive...
[27] If yes, who is he/she: it's a she, and she is me.duh.
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: er. preferably myself, i don't want to look like a freak. And it won't work if half of my body looks like Angelina Jolie either because apparently beauty is all about symmatry.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship:many times, relationships include friendship, family etc. remember that.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 0 to 100 000? lol...who's so lame to count until 100 000?
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): just as lame as those who count how many times they woo people.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:got
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:i broke my left arm
[34] Ever argue with your other half: internal arguement issit? i think everyone has that one.
[35] You with your other half since: birth?wait...conception.yeah.
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo:straight ok.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: without it i will die
[38] You and your other half in which stage:alive stage
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: lol...this sentence grammar very the funny
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: no, that would be sad.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: i think it was some girl in kindergarten, can concider something like neighbour, but nopt directly next door one.
[42] Your first enemy: another girl in kindergarten.
[43] The friend you love the most: cannot bias one
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): ohohohohohohoho.....
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: i'm straight ok.
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: cannot bias one
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: bitchy pretentious type
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: same.XD
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: no
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: no
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: i backstabbing back lor.
[52] If your friend betray you: i betray back lor
[53] If your friend woo your lover: i woo that person punya lover lor. wait...eyer...don't want.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: aiyah, biasa lah
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:yeah, right, that will happen.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Er...can concider okok gua...but mostly because scared to do badly
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: try hard lah.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: eyer...opposite of paedophillia.Aillihpodeap. No, that word doesn't exist.But it should.
[59] Always late to school/college: Mostly early
[60] Your class: location depends on the subject
[61] You love your seniors: Er...no, takda
[62] Senior who you love the most: takda woh.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: I think they are good.
[64] Excellent result classmate: A lot...
[65] Laziest classmate: Cannot say.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people:Good for you, but don't go showing off.That will make you...
[67] Stupid people: exactly.
[68] Good looking people: Yeah, perasanlah. But I seriously think they can live a better life lor, the world is unfair.
[69] Ugly people: I'm not that perasan to comment on people.
[70] Funny people: The world needs more of them
[71] Cute people: Eww...I don't appreciate Taiwan 123 girls
[72] Bad people: Ah, well, you know what everyone has to say about them. Generally not very nice stuff.
[73] Honest people: The world needs more of them too.
[74] Acting people: We need better ones in Malaysia.We're loosing out to Thailand and Singapore.And while we're at it we need better music people and better screenplay people as well.
[75] You are what kind of people: I'm not people, i am person.


THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: both
[77] Hugs or kisses: both
[78] Shorter or taller: doesn't matter
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: depending on situation?
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: both
[81] Listener or talker: both. hahah...I know I'm greedy, but since you asked I'll answer.
[82] Romantic or rich: both
[83] Good husband or Good Father: both

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry:Hmm... the other day in the newspaper they said 20+ is if you want good sex, and 30+ is if you want good life. Can I have both?
[85] Numbers of kid(s): err...dunno...depending on the circumstances next time i guess.
[86] Career: I want the best lah of course. Something I like and pays well.Preferably has a nice business card to show off.
[87] Salary: as much as possible.
[88] Retirement age: dunno...also depends on circumstances. But it'll be nice to be so rich you can just do whatever work you like and don't care about the salary.
[89] Properties value: as much as possible. Then can sell off and get even more money. And buy somemore, and on and on.
[90] Wishes: That I can get all those things listed from #84 to #90.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Anyone
[92] who
[93] wants
[94] to 
[95] do
[96] cos
[97] it's
[98] damn
[99] long
[100] (full stop)